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8%! what a joke!

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#1 Oct 15 - 3AM
Sea
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8%! what a joke!

Ok Mr Narc's legal firm sends me a very funny "update" to inform me that Narc has withdraw my name from his will. I will not be entitled to 8% of his assets after he expires!

Oh my god!! This is so hilarious!! 8% for someone who almost be his wife? Almost had his baby?
And withdrawing it now 10 weeks after we split? His way of severing ties? No problem! I tore it up and toss it in the trash. So i was only an 8%? so where does the other 92% goes to? He doesnt have kids or ex wives. Goes to OW? Draws up a chart to allocate according to value of NS?

God! OK!! Take my name OUT. I wasnt out to take his $ and good that i know i am only worth 8%! And severe all ties. No interest to hear about him even if he expires!!

Crappy bastard really!

Sumiko

Oct 15 - 3AM
Syren66 (not verified)
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hahahaha! Okay, so according

hahahaha! Okay, so according to my calculations...8% of nothing is....NOTHING! Yay you! :D I'm a commercial insurance broker...when with my xN, he was buying additional life insurance and wanted my advice as to the quality of the carrier, how much he should buy, etc. I'm looking at his application and it listed his parents as beneficiaries...I was nowhere on there. So I'm like..."I'm not a beneficiary, I am an insurance consultant by trade and you want me to give you insurance advice? No problem...my fee is $200/hour." He was completely insulted by the comment, but never asked me an insurance question ever again. :D
Oct 15 - 3AM (Reply to #2)
Sea
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Oh yea totally agree with u.

Oh yea totally agree with u. And such a weird %?! Your exN has his parents on it?! So illogical. I bet my exN has his 89YO mummy dearest on it as well. Long list? Who is on it? I am curious bet my exN's somehow similar. LoL
Oct 15 - 4AM (Reply to #3)
Syren66 (not verified)
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It gets even better. A year

It gets even better. A year after my mom died from cancer, I was at my dad's house and he told me he'd been having the same symptoms he was having before his heart attack 20 years earlier...I was very shaken to hear this and was relating my concerns to my N (this is before we split)...he OF COURSE managed to turn the conversation into being about HIM and how he needs to update his passwords list in case something happens to him at work (he's a cop) and is incapacitated, or worse - and that he'd show me where his passwords are stored on the computer. I looked at him, jaw agape...and said..."are you fucking serious?!?! Really?!?! What the hell do I need your account and asset list for?! I'm not your wife, I have no power of attorney, what the fuck use am I in that situation, other than to act as an information clearinghouse for your vulture family when they swoop down to 'collect'?" He was just staring at me...then I said "Yah, that's a really great idea...my suggestion is that you do exactly what you said you were going to do and instead of bothering me with that bullshit, give it to your legal next of kin for safekeeping. Oh, that reminds me...please take me off of your 'in case of emergency' contact list at work". Again, he's just stunned by my 'outburst'...to wrap it up, I told him that if something happened to him, the only thing I'd be worrying about is getting the HELL out of the house before his mother flies in on her broom to throw me and my son out on the street. And then the fight started..... :D