Nicknames for our Narcs (aka, "Narknames")

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Oct 5 - 5PM
mystwoman
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Voldemort (from Harry

Voldemort (from Harry Potter). He's evil, bald, and thinks he should rule the universe. The Dementor (also from Harry Potter). He sucks all the joy out of everyone around him. Narc-hole. I'd just call xnh an asshole, but he seems think he's just so unique and "special". I certainly wouldn't want the narc to be referred to using a common, riff-raff dirty name, just like every other common asshole on the planet. Thus, xnh is a narc-hole. rofl.

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Oct 5 - 5PM
bakingfortherapy
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DRB!!!!!!

For... Dirty rat bastard Or Dirty rotten bastard !!
Oct 5 - 5PM
strivingforhealing (not verified)
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the ABYSS is what my friends always called him

And it is so so fitting- whenever I re engaged , I would fall into the ABYSS of hell and pain and darkness.
Oct 5 - 4PM
needing2know
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SMUCK! DIPSHIT! NUMBNUTS! ASS

SMUCK! DIPSHIT! NUMBNUTS! ASSWIPE!
Oct 5 - 4PM (Reply to #28)
Sherbear
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LMAO!!!!!

Hysterical!!!
Oct 5 - 4PM
Sherbear
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Great Thread...

Assclown, Jackwad, Dickhead, Fungus, Big Fucking Galoof.
Oct 5 - 5PM (Reply to #26)
needing2know
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Sherbear

LMFAO Big Fucking Galoof! LOVEIT!
Oct 5 - 4PM
Hunter
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Fun in Narcville

I like this.. Assclown, Dog Whisperer, Short little Gnome!! Hunter
Oct 5 - 4PM (Reply to #18)
Sherbear
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OMG!!!

Freaking cracking up!!
Oct 5 - 4PM (Reply to #19)
Hunter
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Pretty Peeved is my favorite

Pretty Peeved is my favorite ice queen of Narcnia!! Hahaha!! Hunter
Oct 6 - 7AM (Reply to #24)
Lobo555
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Ice Queen of Narcnia

Yep, that's my fave, too! SO clever -- and I'm sure very accurate!
Oct 5 - 5PM (Reply to #21)
prettypeeved
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:-) I could also just call

:-) I could also just call him Mindfucker.
Oct 5 - 11PM (Reply to #23)
Hunter
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PP

You crack me up!!! Hunter
Oct 5 - 5PM (Reply to #22)
needing2know
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prettypeeved

Mind Eraser would be a good one too!
Oct 5 - 4PM (Reply to #20)
Sherbear
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HYSTERICAL!

I'm cracking up at all the names!!
Oct 5 - 4PM
prettypeeved
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The Ice Queen of Narcnia, or

The Ice Queen of Narcnia, or Narc Boy. The other nickname is based on his name, so probably best not to mention it.
Oct 5 - 3PM
Lobo555
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Mine is not-so affectionately known on this board as. . . .

CharlieSheenWinning In my mind I also call him: ThatJerk Mistake BigMistake MistakeofaLifetime God'sGiftToNoOne Voldemort Volde-narc EpicFail Oh, I could go on. :)
Oct 5 - 5PM (Reply to #7)
rosedewittbukater
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CSW

CharlieSheenWinning has always been my fave!! I really need to come up with something. Something that really reflects her superficiality and over the top insane vanity...and befitting a middle aged woman that dresses and tries to emulate a twenty one year old. I'm open to suggestion gals!
Oct 5 - 5PM (Reply to #15)
marisha
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My ex N's favorite TV show

My ex N's favorite TV show was two and a half man and fav character of course Charlie :)))) i just call him Parasite -he is. . :(
Oct 5 - 5PM (Reply to #10)
Hunter
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Got it Rose

Cruella de Vil
Oct 5 - 6PM (Reply to #11)
rosedewittbukater
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Cruella

I like it!!! I'm getting the vision now! LMAO!
Oct 5 - 7PM (Reply to #12)
Hunter
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Rose

I thought she either likes dogS or is a dog, something like that! Hunter
Oct 5 - 11PM (Reply to #14)
Hunter
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Rose

CRUELla it is!! Hunter
Oct 5 - 11PM (Reply to #13)
rosedewittbukater
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Hunter

She was the mean old lady from the disney movie 101 Dalmations!!! It's very fitting, I think it will stick. Mine thinks she is a "dog whisperer" too. Always lecturing me about how to train my dog (when she can't even control her own) frig!
Oct 5 - 5PM (Reply to #8)
needing2know
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As my older son would say

As my older son would say (and this is nasty) but he calls girls that sleep around SPERM BURPERS, OR CUM GUZZLING GUTTER SLUTS LMAO
Oct 5 - 5PM (Reply to #9)
Sherbear
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LMAO!

Sperm burper or gutter slut!!! Like it!!!
Oct 5 - 4PM (Reply to #6)
Sherbear
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CharlieSheenWinning

That's always been one of my favorites!
Oct 5 - 3PM
spinning
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Well, I've found that

FREAK BOY kinda works for me. :) Sincerely, (not) spinning. JUST GRINNING!

spinning

Oct 5 - 3PM
Froglegs
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Oh wow!

Mine dressed as JTR last year and is all about Victorian clothing now, too! I've resorted to calling him Jackhole or Snake. Depends on the mood.
Oct 5 - 3PM (Reply to #3)
dulcinea441
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"Jackhole." I might have to

"Jackhole." I might have to steal that. ;-)