Nicknames for your ex Narc's???

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Sep 27 - 9AM (Reply to #7)
NanC (not verified)
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It makes you laugh when you

It makes you laugh when you see the nickname pop up on your phone. Not only that, it keeps you in check and reminds you why you are no longer with that person.
Sep 27 - 12PM (Reply to #8)
nhtmf
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In my mind I would always

In my mind I would always call him gay-boy. A cerebral to the max. No toungue when you kiss, that's yucky, you know. Hated oral sex, etc. You get the idea. But when he really pissed me off I'd say to him......Too gay to stay, to queer to be here! He knew at that point go back to Mr. Nice Guy or pack your bags. Thank God it was my house........Deb
Sep 27 - 12PM (Reply to #9)
cynthia (not verified)
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i did too

mine never never did oral sex which was very strange, and the absolute worse kisser I ever had, horrible, he wouldnt part his lips it was like kissing a slit that was frozen, i would call mine the same little gay boy too at times, but I will never never forget the stinky butt, so forgottoasswipe would be good ha?
Sep 27 - 4PM (Reply to #19)
NanC (not verified)
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Stinky

That is soooo funny! You all are killin' me! Lol! Mine wouldn't come to bed for action unless he had showered. I want to say it was because he was a very clean person....until I'd find his underwear hidden under the bathroom sink full of crap! Is that a N trait, can't wipe their ass right? Lol! He was like a kid hiding his dirty underwear. I'd find them under the sink, thrown on top of the cabinet (the space between the cabinet and the ceiling), wherever he could find a place to hide them! In the 7 yrs we were together, he never allowed me to wash his whites...maybe because they were no longer whites???
Sep 27 - 8PM (Reply to #20)
cynthia (not verified)
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DINGLEBERRIES!!!!!

You are killing me, LOL LOL LOL you know why he had stains on his underwear dont you? Because he never learned how to wipe his ass properly, so when his anal area itches he gets in there and digs with his underwear on and THUS THERE YOU HAVE IT- that is how ASSWIPE was first originated. I know these things I worked in a hospital, ha ha ha Now my question is where do they go to itch their ass when they are in public? I mean they still have their underwear on so its not in the bathroom, so they must get in there and dig when they are in their vehicles, I think these men need to wear little maxi pad strips in their underwear near this region to catch the dingleberries he missed. There you have it my analysis of why Narcs leave skid marks in their undies, and I think you are right I did read somewhere that Narcissists are notorious for that, its on the list of traits at the very bottom after excessive masturbation. I hope I made someone laugh. I think I am just as sick as my x, God help me
Sep 27 - 9PM (Reply to #21)
NanC (not verified)
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cynthia

That is a freakin' knee slappin', funny as hell analysis I've ever heard!!! I have two little boys and I would say (in front of him, for his benefit more than theirs)..."when you go potty, wipe until there is no more poop on the paper". My two little ones got it...he obviously never did! Lol!
Sep 28 - 1PM (Reply to #22)
cynthia (not verified)
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NanC

and just think of that when we miss them
Sep 27 - 12PM (Reply to #10)
nhtmf
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Cynthia, LOL mine would sh*t

Cynthia, LOL mine would sh*t in his bed......Mr. skid mark? At night as he was heading upstairs to HIS ROOM he'd bend over me all puckered up and I'd say oh how nice another fish kiss. Almost every night. UGH!!! Deb
Sep 27 - 1PM (Reply to #11)
cynthia (not verified)
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ha ha ha ha

ewww you should have bought plastic sheets for the bed, nasty, what did he do fart and then poop instead? God, that is awful, fish kiss I have had that before, awful hey at least yours puckered his lips mine was just a slit like I said never moved his lips, nothing, get this do you know how mine cuddled up? He would hold my wrist in his hand, serious they are soo strange, wonder if his gf has to put up with that, cuddles up to someone who smells like ass every night!!!! That would be a sexy one nighter though I must say Deb, the man leaves and you have shit in your bed, ha ha ha
Sep 27 - 8PM (Reply to #12)
Cgrl
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oh my god!!!

I am crying laughing here!!! The skid mark thing and them not being able to wipe thier asses - oh my God!!! Mine too!!! WTF!!!! It must be a trait!!! Well hey, they were in such a hurry to either watch thier porn or line up thier next victim - they had no time to wipe properly. Anyone experience thier laziness like not doing anything- taking the trash out, leaving food and soda cans by the bed? Stuff like that? Empty a damm ashtray??? My firt narc was not into oral - If he did it either had to be a holiday or a special occasion. His name was "holiday".
Sep 27 - 8PM (Reply to #18)
cynthia (not verified)
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well happy holidays to you, ha ha

hOLIDAY, thats good I like that,
Sep 27 - 8PM (Reply to #13)
cynthia (not verified)
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My firt narc was not into oral

we should take a count on how many were not into ORAL, not that it matters but its just odd being the perverted sex addicts most of them are, I think I asked him once and he said, how do I know where you have been, OH YA RIGHT, WHAT A BUNCH OF Crap, MINE WAS PROBABLY WITH ANIMALS FOR ALL I KNOW,
Sep 27 - 9PM (Reply to #14)
NanC (not verified)
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"Need a lube job, please!"

Nope, Narc wouldn't go south either!
Sep 27 - 9PM (Reply to #15)
thisisnotfun
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Nope mine wouldn't either

Mine would not ever even ask me what I liked. Oral once and he needed a flavor that he already had.???????? What a messed up guy... Sex was something we rarely had. He told me I had a bad attitude. He couldn't get it up, so it was my fault....
Sep 30 - 3PM (Reply to #16)
nhtmf
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Hey Ladies, about the going

Hey Ladies, about the going south part.......Post Narc I had a compass rose tatoo put on my inner thigh that way the next one can find his way. I'm not kidding, either !!!!! Deb
Sep 30 - 3PM (Reply to #17)
Ellen
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mine neither

I'm glad you said about this. I was always wondering why he never wanted to do that. Once in 2 years was all i got. Is there a reason or a common theme on this one?