Out~maneuvering the Hoovering!

By now everyone has been doing their reading and you all know that you simply must be NC and block every path that leads to the Narc and/or Psycho-P for your healing to really begin...and for the breathing room and sense of peace NC provides.

But what to do when the not-so-dearly & demented Prince of charming A**Clowns figures out how to call your business phone and get through anonymously by blocking his calls, calling from elsewhere (other than all the phones you have already blocked)...as he merrily attempts to out-maneuver YOU? (wasn't that what he knows best anyway...manipulation tactics?)

Well, here's how I Out-maneuver his seemingly never ending hoover attacks (which even happen at 2am when I am asleep).
I NEVER answer blocked or unknown calls to my business phone. (it's a little complicated for my clients to reach me and may have cut down on some business when I am not readily available...but better that than EVER EVER breaking blissful NC ;-)

And all those messages left by 'unknown callers? Well, some are legitimate business calls so I have to listen to the messages. But when the A**Clown leaves a message it now goes like this...

Unknown Caller aka A**Clown: "Hi, it's me..."
DELETE (before it goes any farther)
Unknown Caller identified as A**Clown: "Hey You..."
DELETE
Unknown Caller: "Come on Ba..."
DELETE
Unknown Caller: "When... "
DELETE
Unknown Caller: "You know..."
DELETE
Unknown Caller: "Call me ba..."
DELETE
Unknown Caller: "Why..."
DELETE
Unknown Caller: "I mi..."
DELETE
Unknown Caller: "I lo..."
DELETE
Unknown Caller: "How ab..."
DELETE
Unknown Caller: "I's m..."
DELETE
Unknown Caller: "Marry m..."
DELETE
Unknown Caller: "Paris is..."
DELETE
Unknown Caller: "Got a..."
DELETE
Unknown Caller: "Aunt di..."
DELETE
Unknown Caller: "Cancer..."(coughing heavily)
DELETE
Unknown Caller: "Bought a..."
DELETE

I never knew deleting was SO MUCH FUN!

He lives in a different country and calls from lines that can't be blocked, but if he continues, I have all the right connections to obtain an anti~harrassment peace bond and have it served on him there. It is slowing down a little...sure he will give up eventually when he has NO supply of any kind from me.

But I definitely don't want to break NC to warn him! I think he will stop when he finds new supply that works. I guess 'all those women who were just standing in line waiting to be the lucky one to be with him...just didn't show up'...hmmmmmmm Poor Prince Charming God's Gift to Womenkind. Maybe KARMA is catching up to him...don't know...don't care!