Things the N said that make us laugh now!

Reflecting back on some of the things he said that confused me at the time, but that actually make me smile and laugh now:

"What makes you think if we broke up YOU would get the house?"
In response to me saying if i broke up with him, he would have to move back in with his parents

"I moved in with you to have more freedom"
When breaking up with me to go and be with someone else

"If I make it up to you then I can't do things for myself"
When I told him after cheating that he has a lot to do to make it up to me

"I am 20 and I am in counselling. 20!!!"
In response to me booking relationship counselling due to him cheating

"Who wouldn't want me?"
In response to me asking what made him think he could be with his friend if he wasn't with me

"I could just wank (jerk off) to that"
Looking at himself in the mirror before leaving the house

"You never know someone until you live with them"
Referring to me as if I had made him cheat because I didn't understand how stessful University was for him, despite me being the one with the JOB in a recession