Today...

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#1 Aug 7 - 2AM
girlfriday
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Today...

On my first day of NC
My true love (NOT) gave to me:

11 phone calls (I ignored them)
7 texts (I ignored them)
1 email with a song attached. (I didn't listen to it)

And a partridge in a pear tree, probably purchased at the $.99 Store along with all of my holiday gifts last Christmas.

(Okay, I didn't really get a bird in a fruit tree.)

Aug 9 - 3PM
Steph
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That is hilarious! Keep up

That is hilarious! Keep up the great work and fabulous sense of humour!
Aug 8 - 2AM
girlfriday
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So funny, and sadly true,

So funny, and sadly true, about the 5 golden rings. And I will no longer be his Maid-a-Milking either!
Aug 7 - 11AM
almostlydia
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Feel the power, girlfriday!

Feel the power, girlfriday! and you started it on Friday too that is another sign from the universe:) Mine would leave them on a phone message, recorded from a cd his car. Couldn't even tell what they were most the time. I remembered a funny incident the other day. He was flipping thru the cd's in his car and all of sudden I'm hearing Celine Dion, Cher, Barbara Streisand, etc... and I said WTF is this? He said 'yea, pretty funny, you wondering what a big black man like me has this in his car?' I'm not wondering now especially when I think about it still being there weeks later.

almostlydia

Aug 9 - 8AM (Reply to #8)
wholeagain
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AlmostLydia

Wasn't that in Legally Blonde when the says-he's-straight-but-is-clearly-gay cabana boy was on the stand? "Yeah and he left a Cher tape in the pool house one time" lol Don't stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me honey!
Aug 9 - 3PM (Reply to #9)
almostlydia
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Very funny! I had forgotten

Very funny! I had forgotten that one. In fact still laughing. I should put that one on the list of 'the most incredibly obvious things I ignored'. Thanks for making me laugh, it feels soooooo good.

almostlydia

Aug 8 - 11PM (Reply to #6)
girlfriday
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friday

Cool! I didn't realize I started on a Friday. I don't want to be his Girl Friday anymore.
Aug 9 - 12AM (Reply to #7)
almostlydia
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I got that, in every way.

I got that, in every way.

almostlydia

Aug 7 - 9AM
wholeagain
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Email with song attached

What is it with narcs and attaching songs to emails? I got so many of those. Good for you for ignoring him and if he does happen to send you five golden rings, sell them and keep the cash. Though it sounds like he'd probably buy the kind that are used for wedding favors. .99 per bag.
Aug 7 - 11AM (Reply to #4)
Janet
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No kidding. N was always

No kidding. N was always attaching songs or lyrics. Middle-school anyone? Peace. J

Peace. J

Aug 7 - 6AM
betty2020
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You got it girl!!!! Keep up

You got it girl!!!! Keep up the good work...lol That christmas gift list he gave you was hysterical, should repost that...Lmao..Only a Narc, you cant make that shit up. only one way to go...Forward (tm?)

only one way to go...Forward (tm?)

Aug 7 - 2AM
broken23
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lol...love it....too funny.

lol...love it....too funny.