ANIMALS

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#1 Jul 1 - 9AM

Sparrow

ANIMALS

The wrapping is irrelevant..........they come in many different disguises. Tall, short, fat, thin, bald, long hair, sharp dressed man, slob, athlete, couch potato. The list goes on and on.......

But, once you take the wrapping off...........they are all the same animal.

Keyword: animal

#2 Aug 14 - 9PM

Susan32

Rabid Dog

It helps that the ex-Psych prof's real name is Hebrew for "dog" or "rabid dog." According to Randy Conner in "Blossom of Bone",the kelabim (dogs) were the cross-dressing eunuch priests of Astarte, the goddess of war&sex. In the Bible, "kelabim" tends to be translated as "male temple prostitutes."

#3 Jul 1 - 7PM

FreedomJane

Animal?

My ex-N is a big fat baboon. Except this baboon doesn't have a heart!

#4 Aug 14 - 2PM (Reply to #11)

mystwoman

That's my first xnh. Right

That's my first xnh. Right down to his having the red hair, and a big, fat bald, pink butt. I'm not sure what animal my second xnh is (cobra? sewer rat?). However, I'm pretty sure he's NOT part of the human race. lol.

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#5 Jul 1 - 6PM

ifinallygotit

wild animal

Mine reminds me of an untamed wild animal who is cool one minute and then bolts and runs off for no reason - he does not have any insight and is completely unreliable... there is no stability with them - I never thought he would REALLY abandon me though but I should have seen it coming - bad track record. He just showed up just as crazily as he left a year ago - really reminds me of a stray dog who suddenly comes back to visit for a meal...and runs off again. I finally get Hunter's words - there is no sense to any of it. Mine has a giant belly button lol (big cord attached to momma)

#6 Jul 1 - 11AM

Caligirl

Mine reminds me of a weasel

Beady eyes and big nose. He was skinny and wiry, slinking about looking for attention. Lol Hunter and Sparrow, LOL!

#7 Jul 1 - 11AM (Reply to #6)

Sparrow

Hey Cali! Mine was beady

Hey Cali! Mine was beady eyed with a big nose. He was skinny and wiry too! A major attention seeker........if you didn't know any better, he was the most AMAZING man in the world! Oh, and let's not forget, the greatest athelete to live. Seriously? I sit and shake my head as I think back on the things that actually came out of his mouth. LOL He was all that and a bag of chips! He couldn't tell the truth if a gun was held to his head. Too funny........

#8 Jul 1 - 12PM (Reply to #7)

Caligirl

Wow, so many similarities!

Mine thought he was an awesome musician though. No matter what, he would sing into a microphone, even if there was no one present! I think he thought it improved his voice. He could be playing alone, and he'd act like there was an audience. Lol! One time I asked him to sing accapello (sp), and he said no, he doesn't ever do that. WTF?

#9 Jul 1 - 12PM (Reply to #8)

Sparrow

Cali, he is a figment of his

Cali, he is a figment of his own imagination. LOL What's he 12 years old? Singing to an audience of nobody? Who does that? Oh, yeh, the same guy that says "but wait, there's more about me" I use to tell him he must have left his cape in the cleaners. When I told him that I wish I could bottle him, patent him and sell him (sarcasm of course)and I would be the richest woman in the world.....he use to smile and think I was serious. OMG!!!!!!

#10 Jul 1 - 10AM

Hunter

I thinking key word : Asshole

I thinking key word : Asshole :)

#11 Jul 1 - 10AM (Reply to #4)

sara-smile

Hunter

I totally agree! Haaaaaaaaaa!

#12 Jul 1 - 10AM (Reply to #2)

Sparrow

Big asshole animals! or

Big asshole animals! or animals with big assholes! LOL

#13 Jul 1 - 10AM (Reply to #3)

Hunter

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