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#1 Sep 12 - 2PM
betty2020
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Narc User/Screen Names

Im on my lunch and I was looking at our user names and it took me back to the month i left and was looking him up on all his dating sites like Fling, Horny Matches, Adult Friendfinders etc... (he was on every site!) Two that come to mind for his profile names were

"One4u2Luv"

"One4u2Nv"

What a sick O. Would love to hear some others that your Narcs used when they were out prowling....

Sep 16 - 3PM
WellRed
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Mine used his initials and

Mine used his initials and the PIN number to his debit card - MORON
Sep 16 - 3PM
lisalisa47
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OMG LOL...you are gonna love this one

First of all, his email alluded to the fact that he "aint no punk" (guess he was trying to convince himself unsuccessfully) but his MATCH.COM name was "I8NOFAKE" LOL LOL LOL....Talk about wishful thinking. I did a horrible thing but didn't send it, just cancelled his account instead (he's in jail and can't get to a computer) - when i read his bio it almost made me barf: I'm a professional contractor with my own business. I am looking for my soul mate. A woman with a good heart, that likes to spend time together and is passionate about life and love. After the bile stopped pouring out - i rewrote it to better fit the truth: Hi. I'm the guy who will reel you in with my sincereity and apparent love for you, and in every way. For a WHOLE year, I will tell you every day how much I love you, beg you not to leave me, brag to my friends about your beauty - I will even get down on my hands and knees (in front of your parents) to ask your dad for his permission to marry you. And, don't worry - our lives just keep getting more exciting after that! After the year is up, and without warning - one day I will just .....STOP. This will worry you so you will ask me about it, and I'll assure you that nothing has changed - yet you will start to find "suggestive texts" on my phone that I will insist you are taking way out of order, and I will say as I'm leaving you in our once cozy bed, to sleep alone - while I stay up and cruise the 'net looking for my next soulmate. The girl I'm looking for must be able to look the other way while I use her parent's money to impress the hookers that I'm a grown up. The girl who will win my "enslavement" must look good enough to make me look good with other guys, even while they are scratchiing their heads wondering WHY i'm downgrading with "ghetto chicks" behind her back and bragging about it. So, if this sounds like you to a T - then PLEASE shoot me an email. I KNOW that you are someone I want to meet. OK -then i erased it and deleted his account...I just noticed his dating picture isnt all that attractive - his boobs are starting to get bigger than mine,.

LML

Sep 18 - 12AM (Reply to #26)
michele115 (not verified)
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Lisa

You scare me...LOL...it's like "looking in the mirror"...LMAO!...we need help....Hehehehe....
Sep 17 - 3PM (Reply to #25)
Alive
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lisalisa47

Thanks great post i loved this too. LOLOL
Sep 16 - 3PM (Reply to #20)
Used
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lisalisa47

loved this, couldnt stop laughing, and needed it too with the wake up call i had not an hour ago. my n had man boob,s he,s bald,he is dumpy[short], he is fat. put it this way if he sat on a wall. humpty dumpty would have an identity crisis. if he was a womanlol] he would look about to give birth. and does he think he is a cool dude, black sunglasses in the dead of winter. at least my exh was talland mega goodlooking.
Sep 16 - 3PM (Reply to #23)
lisalisa47
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Betty2020 ps

what wake up call, did you post it?

LML

Sep 16 - 3PM (Reply to #24)
Used
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wake up call

from shanyasmommy, for first time i relized the definition of devalued.
Sep 16 - 3PM (Reply to #21)
lisalisa47
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LOL...its like they think if they just KEEP SAYING

these things they will automatically BECOME this person. But surprisingly, they elicit so much confidence that they fool some of us - henceforth, this wonderful site. Speaking of boobs - i was on my ex narc's email the other night cuz i was bored (yes he gave me the password long ago, but had the nerve to keep certain suggestive emails anyway) and I kept running into these ads - obviously geared for flat chested females - they read "Are your breasts big enough?" I wanted to print one out, send it to his jail cell, and tell him that he definitely doesn't need the help of this service. I wouldn't do it of course, but thinking about it makes me laugh

LML

Sep 16 - 3PM (Reply to #22)
Used
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lisalisa47

i would"""
Sep 12 - 11PM
iAmMINE
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Mine used Craigslist too

... of course I didn't put the pieces together until I had left. Makes me REAL HAPPY to know (and less guilt) that when I slept on the couch and had quit being intimate with him following my instincts was right on ;) ~~~~ “The best revenge is to survive and be victorious over it. Nobody can take from you what you don’t give them,” --she said, (taken from my final remarks in a Sync Weekly Magazine article about my art and mySelf :)

~~~ Keep Learning & Keep Healing ~~~

~~~~~ The best revenge is to survive and be victorious over it. Nobody can take from you what you don't give them.

Sep 18 - 4AM (Reply to #16)
sweetsamm
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Him couch......me bed!!

LOL.................he slept(passed out)on couch,i slept in the bed..............too many nights to count....turns out every morning he was watching porn before going to work in the livingroom..oh well,gave me some much needed beauty sleep.:)
Sep 18 - 9AM (Reply to #18)
lisalisa47
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Wonder if he was chatting with MINE during this time, each

pretending to be a GIRL for the other - who was pasionate, kind and looking for a soulmate. LOL (sorry, hellbound anyway, so if figured WTF) lol LML

LML

Sep 18 - 9AM (Reply to #17)
lisalisa47
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Wonder if he was chatting with MINE during this time, each

pretending to be a GIRL for the other - who was pasionate, kind and looking for a soulmate. LOL (sorry, hellbound anyway, so if figured WTF) lol LML

LML

Sep 17 - 3PM (Reply to #15)
Alive
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OMG

Flashback time again! i slept on the couch alot!.
Sep 12 - 9PM
kiwi10
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lol!!!

One4u2Luv thats so lame
Sep 18 - 12AM (Reply to #13)
michele115 (not verified)
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One4u2Luv...

He shoulda had a picture of a teddy bear all nice and cuddly...Asshat! Castrate 'em all I say!
Sep 12 - 6PM
solost
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Mine used "euphoric" and

Mine used "euphoric" and "All4fun14120". The 14120 being his zip code so his hook ups would know where he lived.
Sep 12 - 4PM
kiwi10
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darbuka, simonsays,

darbuka, simonsays, fast_lane2011 (that was right after he left me), mywifeishot, startdumbassbitch,
Sep 12 - 3PM
Scoop
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What was it "dj dave " this

What was it "dj dave " this still brings a smile to my face , betty it is one of thoses classics i keep for low points , it snaps me out of things lol Mine use to me "scotty b " but now he has changed it to "partisan sb"... i think he thinks he is in the french resistance or something , what a wanker ..
Sep 12 - 8PM (Reply to #9)
betty2020
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hahaha. Yep Scoop. That

hahaha. Yep Scoop. That was what i nicknamed him when he came home one day with a DJ Mixing board. Never said a word about wanting to be a DJ prior, Just came home and starting mixing up techo. WTF DJ Dave????? He never could figure out how to use it so it became a toy for the teenage boy. I told him to go to school to learn how and he got pissed and walked away. Poor DJ Dave :(:(:( only one way to go...Forward (tm?)

only one way to go...Forward (tm?)

Sep 12 - 3PM
time_to_move_on
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some choice individual...

It's not my ex... but an old "friend" that ripped me off badly for thousands with dodgy building work (when I was getting over my mother dying after I'd been caring for her!).. has this as part of his email address on the info section on facebook: sexbuttlover awful person. He's been married for 10 years or so and listed as single with random women as his friends.. he used to assure me his wife didn't care.
Sep 12 - 3PM (Reply to #6)
wholeagain
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gosh

Who could resist a man with a screen name like that? Hold me back! :P
Sep 12 - 9PM (Reply to #7)
neverlookback
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ha ha ha

I know that I would be the first to jump on a man with a screen name like that, sort of reminds me of a pimp, eww right up my alley, ha ha ha HOW UTTERLY GROSS
Sep 12 - 3PM
kiwi10
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craigslist

while we were married i assume for it's annonymity. he went back to it OVER and OVER. before we met he was on every single one, and each profile looked different. one to attract good women, one to attract slutty 20 year olds. it was so disturbing. i stopped trying to meet guys online, i thinkk there are ALOT of weirdoes out there
Sep 12 - 8PM (Reply to #4)
betty2020
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Mine did the cragislist

Mine did the cragislist hooker gig consistently. Thats how i busted him the first time... only one way to go...Forward (tm?)

only one way to go...Forward (tm?)

Sep 12 - 3PM
Mariline
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Mine was Jonathan the

Mine was Jonathan the seagull...he had an obsession with that novel
Sep 12 - 9PM (Reply to #2)
almostlydia
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I was just thankful that the

I was just thankful that the exN did not own a computer or have an email. I was sure he would have found his paradise if he had. For him it was all about the cell phone and especially when he broke down and spent the money on his secret second phone. He was such a tightwads that i'm sure it pissed him off beyond belief that he had to get and pay for a second phone when it was none of my business. His signature was 'private caller' and he enjoyed to to the max. just shudder to think of him discovering craigslist. Maybe his new boyfriends have shown him the way there. almostlydia

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