Do narcs name their penis ,quick poll :)

Mine didn't. If it was up to me I'd call it the Express Train, in that it was very big, hard as steel...and because the ride only lasted a few minutes.

He, himself, is the "Pasha." And, his penis is the "Petit (little) Pasha." And how little it was! In the Ottoman Empire a pasha was the equivalent of an English lord. Sigh. With hindsight, RED FLAG! My N used to say: "Stop acting as if I am a tyrant!" I was too terrified to say anything, but I thought: "Then stop acting like one." He demanded nothing less than total submission. But, when I was submissive, then he complained about that too.

Mine did not name it, but he would shave around it. When we first married, he redid my bedroom and the bed was up about 4 feet off the ground, with mirrors all around. I thought he did it as a tribute to us..... Well, we all know that it was so he could watch him self when he ffffff me. It had nothing to do with us, it was all narc shit, Just like the guy staring into a pool. What a fuuuuuu, joke. They really are pitiful. Jen

In "The Last Station",Sofia Tolstoy begs Leo for sex-he gives in. She seductively says, "I'm your little chicken and you're my Big C*ck." The ex-Psych prof would say (mind you,he&I were never sexually involved, he was just my teacher, not a boyfriend) that he wanted to be my Big C*ck. He also had short man's syndrome&made a big deal about how short he was.

if he ever needs help picking one, I'd suggest "Shorty."

Mine just always told me it was my best friend. He would tell me how my best friend misses me before it was time to "play". lol And I would go along with it because I thought it was kinda funny and cute. He would never play with it though, refused to. I told him but all men jerk off! He said no, he thought it was gross. He explained its because he's a guy that its gay to touch himself. So yeah, I spent a lot of quality time bonding with my "BFF".

Yes, xnh did name his. Xnh called it Peter The Great, and claimed it was a soldier wearing a helmet that's always always standing at attention. Xnh has a real infatuation with anything to do with the military. I'm sure xnh thought his "soldier" was that greatest one in the troop. However, I always thought Peter was just another little dick with a hole in the top of his head. I, also, thought Peter used more brain power than xnh. rofl.

Mine used to brag about the size of his penis. He said girls always used to talk to his bulge and never to his face. He was really jealous about his highly successful brother (who is a nice guy) and always used to go on about him having a small penis and the fact that he was short he always used to have to stand on his tip toes in photographs to look taller!! What on earth? Jealous of his brothger so he stoops to slagging off his penis size. Euugh to think in the idealization stage I always used to tell him how nice it was - what an ego boost to him. I think of it now and it reminds me of ETs finger. Mentality of a child - a child that never grew up. xx

Not really dellusional because that is what he used to suck in his supply. Sounds like he knew exactly what he was doing with it the sick bastard. God bless, Goldie

Penie! He would talk in the third person about penie all the time. Penie wants you. Penie is lonely. Penie misses you. Penie is only for you and on and on, some of it not appropriate for the open forum. I'll tell you when we get private chat, lol. And like Hunter's he played with it constantly. While watching TV, lying on the bed, in the shower. I finally said to him; all you ever talk about really is penie or food and your job. That was about it. Very little talk about ME or US. PATHETIC!!! God bless, Goldie

Mine had a name for his and it was big daddy, ha ha ha! and like Hunter's he loved playing with it. It was almost like he worshiped it.

Apparently some do. My first husband (a non-narc) called his "Homer", and the narc called his "Mr. Stiffy" (which more often than not wasn't, and when it was, only when he took matters in hand and gave it a good choking.

I always thought ALL men named their penis!!

His was, "Mr Happy"- who apparently had a life of his own, and seemed to be in charge of the narc the inappropriate sexual acts, thoughts, etc. of the narc were Mr. Happy's fault

did not have a name for his penis, but strangely enough i often thought he did not care for his penis that much..strange

Scoop.. glad you brought up this query.. all those years I did not realise this was narc-ism. Of course...this is something i could not discuss with anybody.. now after i discovered that there is OW ..i do not have xxx any more..excused myself on some confabulated pretext. But..yes. He would refer to his penis with the ditto same petname i had given him after we got married..

No, he just liked to play with it. Hunter