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#1 May 17 - 8PM
sara-smile
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Facebook Status for the Narc

I took this idea from a comment Deidre40 posted about Facebook.

She said......

You're an asshole. That should be a ''status.''

She is so right!!! FB is of the devil but that comment is hilarious!

If you could post a FB status for your Narc or about your Narc what would it say??

If I could post one for my Narc is would be.......

Narc status - Anyone know a good orthodontist?

Thank you Deidre for the laugh!!

May 24 - 6AM
Hunter
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in a relationship with my

in a relationship with my mother.
May 24 - 8AM (Reply to #24)
Smitten Kitten (not verified)
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LOL!

God, I needed that this morning!
May 24 - 6AM
really
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"Empty". That would be his

"Empty". That would be his and it's perfect for him.
May 23 - 11PM
Arwen
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"In a relationship with ALL

"In a relationship with ALL of you bi-polar, ugly bitches, cun-s, and whores".
May 23 - 10PM
Steph
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Mine would be : "In a

Mine would be : "In a relationship with ....MYSELF"
May 18 - 12PM
Gravity
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My status would be

"Cause now that I can see you, I don't think you're worth a second glance." They are lyrics. So fitting.
May 18 - 12PM
Deidre40
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*Hate, destroy, win* He has

*Hate, destroy, win* He has this ^^^ as part of his signature on the site we belong to. I might have been under the influence of heavy medication last quarter when we started dating. :P Good Lawdie...what was I thinking??? Like looking at that, it just reeks of immaturity.
May 18 - 12PM (Reply to #18)
heritage
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Narcs love to be hated and

Narcs love to be hated and hate to be loved.
May 18 - 11AM
ShaynasMommy
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FB status

status: I still think my dick is bigger than yours..."
May 18 - 12PM (Reply to #16)
Gravity
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ShaynasMommy

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH Thats great
May 18 - 11AM
JRB123
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Fake

Status Uodate - 'I might appear to be a good cop, charity fund raising all round nice guy but I just use that to get as many women as possible. The reality is I am in fact a complete tosser!'
May 18 - 8AM
Smitten Kitten (not verified)
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I'm really a monster!

I am NOT the nice, sweet guy I've pretended to be on here, I'm a complete fraud. I'm a Psychopath who lures unsuspecting victims in with this act (suckers), and then I dismantle their lives piece by piece. I'm a pathological liar, a cheater, and a sadist who enjoys hurting their feelings, making them mad, making them cry, and ultimately making them crazy! This thrills me to no end! Ha, ha, ha..... (evil laugh). By the time I'm done with them, they are so mind-fucked they don't even know what hit them or how it happened. At that point they are no fun anymore though, because there is nothing left for me to destroy. They are useless shells no longer worthy of my time, so I toss them aside like garbage and look for someone fresh who is full of life.
May 18 - 8AM
Happy1
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my narc's would read

I'm an asshole with crappy teeth and I truly don't care about anyone but myself. I am a great actor and a narc/sociopath so stay away from me. I'm the devil and don't care.
May 18 - 7AM
Goldie
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Narcs facebook status

I am a 6'6" tall, 30 years old, selfish, drug addicted, alcoholic, personality disordered, sex addict, with financial problems, a junk food junkie, dumb ass; looking for new supply to care for me and love my sorry moronic ass. Any takers??? God bless, Goldie
May 23 - 10PM (Reply to #11)
Arwen
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GOLDIE! LMFAO!!!!!!!!

GOLDIE! LMFAO!!!!!!!!
May 18 - 8AM (Reply to #10)
Susan32
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If he weren't so paranoid about the Internet

The ex-Psych prof is way too damn paranoid for MySpace/Facebook. Yes, he's self-centered... but he knows what happened the last time personal info was posted about him... I sent him messages congratulating him on marriage&fatherhood (I got the silent treatment in return, by then I still kinda cared, that was a decade ago) The ex-P is more of a masturbation addict than a sex addict. He admitted to it. He also had a Napoleon complex... and he's more 5'5" than 6'6". He'd always talk about how short he was. Other than that, it's spot on.
May 18 - 8AM (Reply to #9)
Kiwi2005
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Goldie

By far the best Status UPDATE! Sounds like my guy, just way shorter and a bit younger!
May 18 - 7AM (Reply to #8)
Deidre40
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hahahaSadly...there would be

hahaha Sadly...there would be some takers even given that tag line, goldie. lol Look at Scott Peterson, the guy who killed his pregnant wife. Remember him? Supposedly he had oodles of letters from women dying to be with him. hahaha Yikes. So...this whole FB status thing could totally backfire on us! :P My ex's would be... *I love me*
May 18 - 7AM
wacaet
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My N's status should be

My N's status should be "what? It's not MY fault"
May 18 - 2AM
ifinallygotit
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his status would be

I'm BAAAACK! (he is so desperate to project an image of power and wealth and image on FB when the truth is he has been an unemployed, broke, pot smoking dead beat dad for many years) FB is the perfect place for him to promote a false self...
May 18 - 1AM
candy
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THE DOG

my narcs status should say .. DOG, FREE TO GOOD HOME,WILL MATE ANY BITCH.
May 17 - 10PM
mynewlife2011
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FB status = Coward

Don't feel bad, my relationship with my exN was so unstable that for 3 years I listed my status as "it's comoplicated" and that was after 10 years of marriage. You always hope they will change, things are going to imnprove, this is just a rough patch..yeah a 13 year rough patch with a S and N. Still think his status on FB should be= coward
May 17 - 9PM
Deidre40
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haha! ;) {{{hugs}}

haha! ;) {{{hugs}}
May 17 - 8PM
Kiwi2005
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Anyone know a good Psychologist?

Anyone now a good Psychologist??? One that specializes in Narcissism? :) Night!