He started to smell

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#1 Oct 27 - 8AM
helldweller
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He started to smell

OMG! I forgot to tell you guys! At the very end, the last week or so, he actually started to smell like B.O! Never, ever before did he ever smell like anything, good or bad, as many of us have discussed. Too funny!

Oct 28 - 6AM
jaycee
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helldweller/smells

speaking of smells, the weirdest thing ever, when we were together he never really smelled like anything, no cologne, maybe soap sometimes, and only manscaped when he was cheating, sometimes he wouldnt take extreme care of himself, unclipped toenails, ect. (ewwwwww) but to the point, sorry for rampling, one day he came here, and i could smell him from four feet away, he smelled so bad, like rotten fish (like a woman's unkept vagina) it was repulsing, actually, rotten fish would have smelled better, it was so gross, i said to him, you need to tell your whore to clean that thing, shes nasty, whatever infection she has, she gave to you, and he said, oh, ive been sweating, i said bullshit, ive known you for twenty four years, i know how you smell when you sweat, you need to tell your pig to clean that up, if i can smell it from over here, shes in need of some soap lol, he literally hung his head in shame. how gross is that for a smell story........lol and believe me, it was that bad of a smell...........Jaycee

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Oct 28 - 6AM (Reply to #8)
faithinthefuture
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jaycee

that's sooo grosss!!!! but I remember the N telling one of his exskanks smelled down there really bad BUT he still fucked her! This is just beyond comprehension to me! And the last one he cheated on me with gave him chlamydia and then he gave it to me! Of course he denies it all! and helldweller I remember towards the end he wouldn't brush his teeth every day. Yuck!!! and he chewed so that made it even worse. I wouldn't kiss him! he shrugged his shoulders and walked away.
Oct 28 - 8PM (Reply to #10)
Susan32
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The ex-P hadn't brushed since LBJ was in office...

His teeth were THAT bad. My freshman year, his teeth were bad. They were rotting. They looked like smoker's teeth. By the time I graduated, his teeth were awful. I don't think he had brushed his teeth since LBJ was in office when he was a child.
Oct 28 - 8AM (Reply to #9)
jaycee
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faithinthefuture

yes, that is soooooooo gross, and its soooooooo true. Im not even kidding. all jokes aside, it was soooooo nasty. please buy her some soap........lol Jaycee

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Oct 28 - 3AM
iAmMINE
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what a weird post...

but "wow" too... "he" did smell... a funny smell... he stunk, much like a skunk One of the things I noticed first after I left and settled into my new place... it didn't smell like him. ok, so I'm not the only one to notice this... wow ~~~ Keep Learning & Keep Healing ~~~ ~~~~~ The best revenge is to survive and be victorious over it. Nobody can take from you what you don't give them, --she said, (taken from my final remarks in a Sync Weekly Magazine article about my art and mySelf

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~~~~~ The best revenge is to survive and be victorious over it. Nobody can take from you what you don't give them.

Oct 27 - 8PM
Susan32
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He got fat...

In my freshman year, one of my classmates referred to the ex-P as being a "fat, angry man" despite the fact the ex-P was quite slender and fit at the time. He was comparing the ex-P to the villainous Nix in the horror movie "Lord of Illusions." By my junior year, the ex-P was getting plump. Even tho his girlfriend from LA moved in with him senior year, he was still plump at the end. He didn't bother getting fit and nice for her. He was sexually attracted to me when I was tomboyish (not when I was in a dress)--yet he made himself physically undesirable. By the time of the final D&D, I could've gotten him onto NBC's "Biggest Loser."
Oct 27 - 3PM
mystwoman
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Well, I'll personally vouch

Well, I'll personally vouch that my xnh had smells all throughout our relationship. His farts smelled like south end of a northbound cow, and his "yuck" breath in the mornings was enough to gag a maggot. The bottom of a kitty litter box comes to my mind. Contrary to what he always seemed to think, he was NOT a petunia. lol.

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Oct 28 - 7AM (Reply to #4)
The Girlfriend ...
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I just laughed so much I spilled my coffee!

This is one funny thread...even if you guys are being serious...I am laughing so much reading it I can't catch my breath. My NARCOPATH at first used to shower every single day...and even shower and put on after shave before sex...which also used to be at least once (usually more) every single day. ...now, like no sex for weeks...he also barely takes a shower for literally DAYS! And he starts to 'smell' too...it is not a friendly man odor either. ewwwwww. I have had to practically beg him to shower... I ALWAYS know when he is up to his cheating lying ways again...He showers and takes better care of himself... Mine goes around thinking HE is King Sh*t...even when he smells like sh*t! He struts around like he is a Petunia too...but he is just a stinky smelly middleaged FART!!!
Oct 27 - 12PM
Scoop
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Oh my have you guys

Oh my have you guys discussed that they never smelt before i have missed that one , mine never smelt , his breath didnt even in the monrning , his farts didnt even smell , i was thinking about this yesterday .... i hate to say though that after the honey moon period was over his personal grooming went right down hill but still no gas smell or breath , i wonder why that was . (sorry if youre eating youre tea !)
Oct 27 - 5PM (Reply to #2)
helldweller
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Scoop

Yes, there was a long thread about how they don't smell! LOL Maybe one of the moderators can help you find it. No morning breath, no night breath, no b.o., no sweating, nothing.