horoscope humour

A little bit of humour from England this evening - I don't generally read horoscopes but this is what 2012 holds for me - too good not to share.

'As far as intimate relationships are concerned, you’re likely to break off one troubled alliance. Although the initial break will be difficult, you’ll be gratified to get your independence back'.

'Troubled alliance' 'the initial break will be difficult'
- understatements of the century!