How to make it work with a Narcissist

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#1 May 19 - 12PM
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How to make it work with a Narcissist

I love this lady! She is hilarious!!!

How to make it work with a Narcissist - Alexandra Nouri

OK, Friends, Aunt Alex has your back once again.

Now, is it or is it not the case that one of the more frustrating parts of dealing with narcissists is their complete and utter unreliability? Between their compulsive lying and their eagerness to shower the world (particularly your world) with their passive aggression, you can never count on these guys for anything — a promise, a task, plans for the evening, even a fair transaction. Well, Aunt Alex has the answer. You can get these things done, AND keep your narcissist!

See, the problem has been that you’re trying to work with JUST ONE GUY. There’s only so much one single emotionally crippled idiot can do. Are you following me, here? Yes — what you need is MORE NARCISSISTS. Say, about eight.

It’s brilliant. If you gather yourself about eight narcissists in your life, at any given time about four of them will be in jackass mode — either generally ignoring you and off flirting, or being enraged about something. Three will be in idiot mode, and will be completely misinterpreting everything out of your mouth, or “forgetting”, or “changing their mind”. And if you’re a math wizard like Aunt Alex, you’ll see that this leaves one of the eight who will be in “you” mode — sucking you in, grubbing for attention and praise and admiration. In other words, out of the eight, one will be available at any given moment for your needs.

So, the answer is to accumulate as many narcissists as possible into your life. When one lets you down at the moment, move down to the next one on your list. When they “break up” with you there’s no need to cross them off, because they’ll be back scrounging, lying and being an embarrassment soon enough; just skip over them. Eventually you’ll find one that will want to be your man of the hour, provided he thinks he’ll get tenfold in return.

What are you doing still sitting there? Go on out there and rustle up some more narcissists! Shoot for eight; more is better. To the cynical readers out there, I know what you’re thinking: You think Aunt Alex is just urging you to do this so you’ll keep even more narcissists occupied and help distract them away from the rest of us. Well, NO! I’m hurt! That’s not what this is about!

OK, yes it is. Thanks in advance.

http://alexandranouri.wordpress.com/

May 23 - 2PM
michele115 (not verified)
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Sara

This is awesome, I shall begin my Narcissist search immediately! LOL - Hugs!
May 23 - 12PM
empath
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Thanks Sara!

Thanks for posting this Sara! Too funny...and too close to the truth!
May 23 - 10AM
Smitten Kitten (not verified)
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LOVE her Blog!

Too funny. She is hilarious and gives me the ability to laugh at a tragic situation.
May 19 - 3PM
nancyh
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Totally Funny

Christmas - 8 Narcs - I can't even freaking imagine!

Nan

May 20 - 10AM (Reply to #14)
dudette
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you may even get a present

from one of them!
May 19 - 3PM
onwithmylife
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Sara-smile

this post I needed so badly today, my eyes can barely see from laughing so much, thanks a bunch for posting it, YOU made my day!!
May 19 - 2PM
mystwoman
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This absolutely hilarious!

This absolutely hilarious! Thanks so much for posting it.

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God sometimes removes a person from your life for your protection. Don't run after them.

May 19 - 2PM
Arwen
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LMAO twirling my hair

LMAO twirling my hair snickering laughing thank you so much
May 19 - 1PM
dudette
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so good!

I was looking forward to this lady's next installment! Dx
May 19 - 1PM
Hunter
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Love,Love,Love this. Hunter

Love,Love,Love this. Hunter
May 19 - 1PM
ShaynasMommy
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That was great

I enjoyed the little giggles it prompted out of me. I think one of the hardest part of getting over these ass-clowns is that we know they are absurd, and should be ridiculed, but at the same time its infuriating because THEY are absolutely serious about themselves and their delusions!! Frustrating!
May 19 - 1PM
Journey
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HAHAHAHA!

I love her writing too! thanks for sharing :) She described my exN perfectly and her perspective about trying to love a narc is bang on. Sad but true and eventually has to become humorous if only because of the absurdity which is them.

Journey on...

May 19 - 12PM
neverlookback
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That is a good

way to describe them, MAN OF THE HOUR, so if that is the case why not get 24 of them, and you see then you can have a different one every hour playing the same act for you and you can keep on living that fantasy twenty four hours a day. 8, hell no shoot for 24 that lasts all day,
May 19 - 12PM
Epiphany
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Hilarious

So funny. I needed this today.
May 19 - 12PM
Lisa87
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Funny

Hee Hee funny, that sounds about right, kinda what they do, if one isn't available, move on to the next. Mine was always reliable,never broke a promise and was never late though...but he was a liar and cheater
May 23 - 10AM (Reply to #3)
Smitten Kitten (not verified)
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Mine was reliable

in that he consistently broke promises, wouldn't make even the simplest plans, wouldn't give me a time when I would be graced with his presence so then he wouldn't be late. Yes, he was so reliable that way.
May 19 - 12PM
wacaet
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bahahahaha I love it

bahahahaha I love it