Let's play another round of "stupid things my Narc said"

N that he was, of course he virtually never asked me anything about my life, though I knew all about his. Oh, except I do remember him asking me this: "Have you ever had sex with anyone with any serious physical deformities?" I should have said, yeah, the guy with two heads was great at oral sex. What a freak.

"I just want to leave my mark on her." He said this about the teenage intern he was finally forced to admit he was having an affair with. He's in his mid-50's. When I think of this line I picture my neighbor's dog and a lamppost.

When we were in a grocery check out and the male cashier commented on how attractive I was my X narc said "She didnt come out of the box like this"

N: "I waited for that bruise on my fingernail to grow out to see if either of us (i.e., him) would make an effort to rectify things." Somebody should notify the National Institute of Standards & Technology that there is a new time zone - Bruised Fingernail Time! And this one: N: "Your house makes me drive through my ex-wife's neighborhood." Yes, my house and I often sat up nights thinking of ways to torment him.

I gave him an email blast of shit because he un-invited me to his home, sticking me with a non-refundable plane ticket. He later popped up on Facebook, and messaged: "I don't have your phone number anymore. I went swimming with my cell phone. Duh!" Five minutes later...my phone rings and guess who it is. Oh, a few days later I see him put on his FB wall: "How do I un friend someone on Facebook?" I replied: "Consider it done!" Hope his other "friends" saw that!

N, "I'm always walking on eggshells around you...trying not to trigger your anger" N, "Why are you wearing your hair up? You know I like it down" N, "You are triggering my anxiety. I don't think you're good for my recovery". Recovery from what? Being an asshole? N, "My therapist sided with my ex-wife, so I fired her" N, "If you could just keep your mouth shut, everything would be fine"