Narc Convention

I'm on a roll today.

I just had a vision of a gathering of all our narcs in one room. Could you imagine that scene??????

1. Who would be the center of attention?

2. They would have to hand out headphones like the ones you see the ground crew wearing at airports due to the dangerously high decibel levels created by everyone trying to out shout each other.

3. How long before the devaluing of each other would begin? they would have to post rules.

4. Disregard the second part of #3 since they don't follow rules anyway.

5. It would look like an ADD support group since they'd all be in a mad race to be the one rejecting the other first.

6. This of course all speculation. In reality, we all know a gathering of narcs would never happen because none of them would want to be the first to arrive. Shame too, because it would save a fortune on ex-lax and tear gas.