Narc Speak Today at Work

My ex NARC is pulling out all of the stops. I just got flowers and a teddy bear delivered to work. The card said how much he loves me and I'm his soul mate. How can he have a soul mate when he doesn't have a soul? Lol!!!

Any funny NarcSpeak comments would be very much appreciated.

BTW, I gave the flowers and teddy bear to some random person at work :)