Thank you Not

Thank you Mark (the Narc)
For not taking me serious when the first night I met you ,  I told you I would not marry again ( u convinced me otherwise)
For telling me that sex was all about me... (the first time) When really it was because you couldn't get it up
For ignoring me when I said I wanted to take things slow 
For pushing me into a marriage date so I could be on your health insurance
For having absolutely no emotion when you asked me to marry you!
For liking nothing that I cooked or suggested
For having to teach me how to make a bed so it was perfect!
For having a cleaning lady since I did not clean up to your standards
For getting mad at me after mowing the lawn, it wasn't perfect
For always being mad about what one of our animals did to YOUR house
For making me give away one of my golden retrievers because he ran in the house( they were not allowed in the back yard)
For making sure all the drawers in my dresser were properly shut
For taking me to a swingers club because  you wanted to watch me with another man
For wanting to look for guys on CL to have a 3sum with
For going to bed alone every night when you would say I will be in later
For waking me up all night with your tossing and turning.
You getting up at 4am turning tv and lights on waking me
For never wanting to kiss me. If I did u would wipe your lips off.
For never holding me, talking to me unless it was something I did wrong
For never allowing music in the car
For going down in the basement and watching sports all weekend
For only watching  tv upstairs to watch Hogans heroes, Andy Griffith and Mash only!
For telling me I wasn't an equal partner (the way u wanted it)
For dumping me one week after my dog died
For never giving me any money after I lost my job, and I had to sell some of my jewelry
For faking all eight years of our marriage
And finally for texting f months wanting sex.... You are a loser!!! The man I met and fell in love with is dead!