they lie so SHAMELESSLY and outrageously!

cchick001 got me thinking today what consummate liars these 'NarcoPaths' are- and I say this with a little bit of envy. I am a HORRIBLE liar and I'm a terrible poker player as well. What's the opposite of a 'poker face'? Well, I've got it.

We were posting on her thread about how the Narc tries to impress. Like they say they're Bradley Cooper's body double, when in reality, they look more like Gary Bussey's mug shot.

Anyway, my thoughts wandered to some of Ex-Narc-Robo-Boy's more OUTRAGEOUS lies and how I managed to smooth them over...

There are SO MANY LIES to choose from but I'll share one. Please feel free to share one of your Ex's WHOPPER LIES below!

One evening, at his place, I was looking at a framed 'diploma' on his wall. I was standing close to it- trying to decipher the writing on it. It looked to be a bad COPY of a diploma. It was just too bizarre. I mean, who would bother to FRAME and DISPLAY a POOR copy of anything?

I think he noticed that I was scrutinizing the document because the next time I was in his home, it was gone! Curious.

Also curious was how I 'normalized' that event in my head.

Anyone else care to share a particularly outrageous LIE or two? I know there are TOO MANY to choose from but you JUST have to have a favorite!

p.s. He's a preacher (and by extension, a counselor) so it's rather important that he be credentialed!