What's in a Name

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#1 Sep 19 - 6AM
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What's in a Name

Hi everybody ...

Just wanted to give you all a Sunday morning chuckle...

How's this for irony - the Ex N's given name is a Latin derivative of the word "justice".

Ha Ha Ha!

PS - following forum guidelines here and not actually posting his name to respect his (undeserved) privacy.

Sep 22 - 1AM
helldweller
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Names

Rereading funny threads to cheer me up and remembered this bizarre thing about the narc: He says his parents didn't give him or his brothers middle names, just middle INITIALS! They are all (blank) D. (blank) They all have the middle initial of D! I still don't know if he's lying about it. He says his parents decided if they wanted to they could give themselves middle names later. So he says he chose the middle name of "Duck" (You can guess his first name from that). So he has little toys and models of a certain cartoon character all over his house. I guess the insanity IS hereditary. OR maybe just the narcisssism is hereditary. Maybe their middle names are all the father's name, which is my narc's first name, which would explain why he doesn't use it. You'd have to be a huge narc to name your son your own name for his first and middle names, but I wouldn't put it past him, from what I've heard!
Sep 22 - 8AM (Reply to #25)
anonymous
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George Foreman

and his 5 sons all named George. hehehehehe
Sep 21 - 8PM
AJRD
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Mine is "exalted one."

Mine is "exalted one." PERFECT!!
Sep 21 - 5PM
ShaynasMommy
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my ex Narc's name...

Is Mario. it is a derivation of Marius, which is Latin for Mars, The God of War. makes sense.
Sep 19 - 3PM
michele115 (not verified)
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The NARC's name means...

Green water; boar friend Obviously an error... Swamp; boring is more like it!
Sep 19 - 2PM
apple
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Mine was...

People of victory, One of seven qualified men.
Sep 19 - 2PM
mystwoman
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My N's name means "fame" or

My N's name means "fame" or "bright". Somehow that's fitting. lol. He wants to be the most famous drummer in the world (better get a move on it then...he's rapidly closing in on 50 years old and he isn't even in a band). As for "bright", he hasn't been bright enough to keep either of his marriages together or figure out how to manage his own money. As for my name...it means "pure" (batting my eyes and laughing out loud). :)

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Sep 19 - 5PM (Reply to #14)
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Ah Mystwoman

So yours wants to be a rock star too. Tee hee. Mine has visions of grandeur that he'll be lead guitar in some band once the world finally realizes how he so deserves to make it big. Funny, for but some reason, he can't seem to STAY in a band because being in a band actually requires to you to get along with people and the other guys don't like it when your M.O. is to be mercurial and get into the pants of every female lead singer that comes along. One he married and then D&Dd her and couldn't figure out why *the boys* didn't think that was all that cool.
Sep 19 - 9PM (Reply to #15)
MsVulcan500
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Rock Star

And mine is the world's best bass player! I think we are forming a narc band here! Like yours, Morty, mine never stayed with a band longer than a year. He'd get in a new band and think they were just the greatest thing since the Beatles, then after a few months he was suddenly so much better than them and needed a band that was up to "his caliber." Major D&D.
Sep 21 - 5PM (Reply to #17)
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At Least He Admired the Beatles

Mine said they sucked. =) Too bad they weren't nearly as talented as his unknown-self.
Sep 21 - 9PM (Reply to #18)
MsVulcan500
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LOL

I don't think he admired the Beatles, but they were almost as famous as he's going to be! He's on the downside to 60, so he's just getting primed. I still check the news every day to see if there's an article about him. Oh wait, that's to see if he died in a fiery car crash.
Sep 21 - 9PM (Reply to #19)
anonymous
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News Headlines

Or to see if anyone finally pulled a Fatal Attraction on his ass cuz he so deserves it. =)
Sep 19 - 11PM (Reply to #16)
kiwi10
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mine is a middle eastern

mine is a middle eastern drummer
Sep 19 - 2PM (Reply to #13)
Alive
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our names

How can we forget about our names!I have a double barrel name, first part means-a very nice person but doesnt show her feeling to others, english meaning is leader or ruler (im none of them!!LOL), american meaning-melody or song, 2nd part means-gracious and merciful. I will admit im finding it hard to press the send button!
Sep 19 - 12PM
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Hmmmm...guess i wasn't entirely right...

My exnarc's name means "clever, witty, ...like a fox" which in retrospect is true...Howver, all this time I thought it just meant "Dick". Guess names cna have more than one meaning... LML

LML

Sep 19 - 5PM (Reply to #11)
anonymous
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I just fell out of my chair

You said "Dick". Classic. =)
Sep 19 - 11AM
kiwi10
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mine's means 'wide meadow'

mine's means 'wide meadow'
Sep 19 - 12PM (Reply to #9)
Alive
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meadow

My ex to my other children has that meaning aswell. Field or meadow. spooky lol
Sep 19 - 11AM
hopefuljms
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Mine's means dark or black

Mine's means dark or black water, probably an apt description of his soul!!!
Sep 19 - 5PM (Reply to #7)
anonymous
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Nah, he doesn't have one

A soul that is.
Sep 19 - 10AM
nhtmf
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The Xn is the same name as

The Xn is the same name as toilet paper that you wipe your a$$ with.......................how appropriate
Sep 19 - 5PM (Reply to #5)
anonymous
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Charmin'?

;-)
Sep 19 - 10AM (Reply to #4)
Alive
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so funny

thats a cracker!! lol
Sep 19 - 9AM
helldweller
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Names

Mine's name means "Ruler of the World." Funny, huh?
Sep 19 - 10AM (Reply to #2)
Alive
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lol

That's funny. N name means 'handsome child'- the only bit that is correct is 'child'... Talking of name meanings he actually out of blue one day said 'do you know that my name in hebrew means 'father'. I should of returned with ' yeah fake father'.