So your standing outside of this beautiful, gorgeous hotel. It's outside is made of marble, and stone. Lighting is a golden hue that surrounds the lawn. There is a man outside that tells you that this place is like no other.
It's the best hotel this side of the Mississippi. The people here are smart, sexy, loving. They just fell on some hard times, and the hotel really needs someone like you who is the most beautiful, intelligent, strong, moral person that they ever met. If you take this job he promises that you will not be sorry. The management will stick by you through thick and thin. Their commitment will never die. They are so happy that you have decided to come and work at this hotel!
You pause a minute, ok 30 seconds, something in you gut says......,,,,,,,???????But it such an opportunity, you have never experienced this type of excitement regarding a job before. You, say to yourself, what the heck, it couldn't hurt. Right?
You guys know the rest,,,,,
Total erosion of you. INSANITY, ABUSE, MIND CONTROL, COGNITIVE DISSONANCE, PAIN, SUFFERING, GAS LIGHTING, TOTAL MIND FU......
It's total hell!
And we slowly begin to crawl out of that mad house, never ever ever to return.
Jen
needs repair! And, they tell us that we are the only ones to save them whilst even in making up they abuse us? The others in the hotel (Mummy, f-d up friends and adoring family) stand by your room with the key declaring YOU are the one with the problem in spite of the history he has with "other women" and felonies.
I am running down the path that has glass on it with no shoes to get away for good...
I don't want to go back.
Seeing a counselor on Thursday. I am so insipidly weak...
And when they finally let you check out.......they yell at you "and don't ever come back again!!!" and 3 months later, you get a brochure in the mail asking you how your stay was, and to please, please come back and stay again!!!
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
�this could be heaven or this could be hell�
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the hotel california
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the hotel california
Any time of year, you can find it here
Her mind is tiffany-twisted, she got the mercedes bends
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget
So I called up the captain,
�please bring me my wine�
He said, �we haven�t had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine�
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...
Welcome to the hotel california
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
They livin� it up at the hotel california
What a nice surprise, bring your alibis
Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said �we are all just prisoners here, of our own device�
And in the master�s chambers,
They gathered for the feast
The stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can�t kill the beast
Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
�relax,� said the night man,
We are programmed to receive.
You can checkout any time you like,
BUT YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE!!!!!!!! AND I SAY "BULLSHIT IF I CAN'T, JUST WATCH ME ASSCLOWN"
And along with 24/7 porn...Master Bates is holding a masturbation conference with naked cocktail hour, with lots and lots of alcohol, preferably tequila, nice and smooth!!!!! And after that, now that we are all horny and drunk...hmmmm orgy or sex party anyone and everyone...I mean I'm not picky at all as long as I'm getting my supply.
The shower is equipped with the usual assortment of bottled shampoo and body wash. In addition, all guests are provided with the private label brain washing treatment for the ultimate bathing experience!
(teeheehee) in the hallways and big screen PROJECTION tv (hahahaha) everywhere.
When you try to dial into the music of your choice, all goes SILENT.
You pick up the phone but find it's off, too...
You tell the management that it's just not working for you but they insist it's the best hotel you've ever been in. A fog machine starts pumping mist into the hallways and you say 'well, okay, I'll stay,' Then they slam the door in your face and walk away...
:)
(not) spinning. BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, CHECKED THE HELL OUT!!!
entirely of mirrors. Oddly, there's a 'One Way' sign that points toward a dark black hole.
The maid is on call 24/7. So is the nurse. So is the teacher, the babysitter, etc. etc.
Love this, Hunter!!
xoxox
(not) spinning. Just Grinning!
everything in your bank account, plus everything in your house, writing journal, vehicle, yard, refrigerator, basement, desk, etc. etc. It takes years to pay in full...
:)
xoxo
(not) spinning. Just grinning again!
I order a cheeseburger and fries from room service and it takes me one hour to get my food because the N that brings me my order was too busy surfing porn on his iPhone and when my food is finally wheeled in, it's not a cheeseburger, it's a chicken sandwich so when I complain it is not what I ordered, the N who delivered my food turned it around and blamed me for it. I immediately apoligize and accept the chicken sandwich..........
Good one..
This is a Dog friendly hotel.. Let's not forget.. One must alway travel with their loyal friend.. A sure source of control and a sure source of supply ...
Hunter
There is a dangerous stampede of Narcs attempting to be first on stage when the opportunity to sing the ever popular hit, "I'm Open To My Own Opinions" is offered.
And on our menu... don’t forget to sink your teeth into some breasts, ribs, thighs or sausages and yes it comes complete with our wonderfully satisfying word salad.
Hotel of Mirrors
But, the hotel
Checking out.
Blessed
Amen!
And for the guests social
And when they finally let you
On a dark desert highway,
And along with 24/7
THE shower room comes equiped
Oh yes!
This made me spit my drink.
The shower also features
And there are "gas lights"
spinning
Of course the room consists
spinning
Oh, I forgot...the rental fee is
spinning
Room Service
LOL LOL LOL
Layla
And in the lounge...
The Spa is fully equipped
TOO Funny!
Uhhh.....can you spell
WITH BLEACH AND PICTURES
Still can't get those website pics of him out of my head........
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BALD GNOMES
So funny!
Truth in humor
And on our menu... don’t