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Dec 5 - 2PM (Reply to #6)
spinning
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Oh, and walking_on_sunshine, don't forget

dessert: DEVIL'S FOOD CAKE. Mounds and mounds of it. :) (not) spinning. CAUSE I CHECKED OUT OF THE NARC HOTEL FOR GOOD AND FOREVER!

spinning

Dec 5 - 2PM (Reply to #7)
Hunter
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And for Breakfast ""

And for Breakfast "" Scrambled Eggs""
Dec 5 - 2PM (Reply to #8)
spinning
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!!!!! HILARIOUS!!!!

We can't forget the most important meal of the day!!! They serve breakfast 24/7!!!! xoxox (not) spinning. JUST LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!

spinning

Dec 5 - 2PM (Reply to #9)
walking_on_sunshine
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And at the pool we have free

And at the pool we have free lessons in drowning and we will let you fully experience the act of suffocation and helplessness.
Dec 5 - 3PM (Reply to #14)
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walking-on-sunshine

LOL, AND SHOULD YOU RECOVER, AS HE TAKES HIS FEET OFF YOUR CHEST HE WILL FINISH THE JOB ON LAND...
Dec 5 - 8PM (Reply to #15)
walking_on_sunshine
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OMG ! lol choking with

OMG ! lol choking with laughter...
Dec 5 - 2PM (Reply to #13)
spinning
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And of course the rental fee includes a free

subscription to our hourly newsletter 'IT'S ALL ABOUT ME ME ME ME ME' which is updated on the hour every hour and jam packed with information ALL ABOUT ME ME ME ME ME (since there is no other subject more interesting on the entire planet). :) (not) spinning. BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, CHECKED OUT OF NARCVILLE FOR GOOD!

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Dec 5 - 2PM (Reply to #10)
Hunter
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Everyone

OMG!!! This is sooooooooo Funny.. Hunter
Dec 6 - 6PM (Reply to #11)
Marlinmom
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Narc Hotel Honors Program!

There's a guy at a card table by the door filled with clipboards so you can sign up for the special frequent guest program and get a free giveaway -- a mirror that automatically blocks your image when you and your Narc are both looking at it, and allows him to insert the OW de jour... bonus program milestones: Believe your Narc's dumb excuses for 5 years (5000 points) Earn 10,000 points for successfully explaining to the kids why Dad stopped to get his hair cut on his way to their game, and so missed most of it. Any others?
Dec 6 - 7PM (Reply to #12)
walking_on_sunshine
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Fundraiser

On Saturday night please join us at our fundraiser for hungry orphaned children. Television cameras will only be there from 8-10 so make sure you place your money in the donation box during this time. When the media departs, all donations will be refunded in full.